Nov
7th
Sat
7th
valentiger
shorts brewery
It’s a beautiful day.
Nov
4th
Wed
4th
Using ‘Genius Mixes’ for the first time, and loving it.
I find it truly disturbing that a man from detroit who owns a check cashing company (that routinely and unabashedly fleeces poor people) now plans to build a casino in cleveland. This development in our city (and in our state) can only mean certain death for the community.
b….bu….but he owns the cavs and they’re good. right?
Nov
3rd
Tue
3rd
A picture that my friend Annie Rufener painted.
Oct
29th
Thu
29th
gas tank after 2 hrs of driving. gotta love my civic.
Oct
27th
Tue
27th
Application to play for the Cleveland Browns
Can you play football? a: no b: i watched a football game once c: haven’t tried yet, but i weigh more than 350 lbs.
What position do you play? a: throwing b: catching c: what do you mean by position?
Did you go to college? a: no b: i have a diploma, but technically never attended a class
Why do you want to be on the Browns? a: money b: the Lions won’t give me a chance c: cause brady quinn’s girlfriend must have some single friends d: sick of paying for gatorade e: i like teams without logos
What is your personal goal for joining the team? a: win a super bowl b: meet brett favre c: get more twitter followers
thank you for your interest in the cleveland browns. you’re probably hired.
strict joy
