adamichael

Application to play for the Cleveland Browns

Can you play football? a: no  b: i watched a football game once  c: haven’t tried yet, but i weigh more than 350 lbs.

What position do you play? a: throwing b: catching c: what do you mean by position?

Did you go to college? a: no  b:  i have a diploma, but technically never attended a class

Why do you want to be on the Browns?  a: money  b: the Lions won’t give me a chance  c: cause brady quinn’s girlfriend must have some single friends  d: sick of paying for gatorade  e:  i like teams without logos

What is your personal goal for joining the team?  a: win a super bowl  b: meet brett favre  c: get more twitter followers

thank you for your interest in the cleveland browns. you’re probably hired.